December 2010
16 posts
Procrastination within a Procrastination
Come up with a topic and write a Psychological Research Proposal
*Three months before deadline*
“I still have time, I’ll think about a topic later”
*A month before deadline*
“Ok maybe I should start thinking about a topic”
*A week before deadline*
“Ah F***!! I don’t have a topic yet!! WHY AM I PROCRASTINATING?!!! Wait….
*Light bulb moment*
Aha!!! That’s my topic!! Why do people Procrastinate!! YES!!
*Research on Procrastination*
*Four days before deadline*
OH CRAP!! It’s due on Tuesday! NOT WEDNESDAY!!
*Three days before deadline*
“Why am I drawing and writing ideas on a ‘Brunei Superhero’??!! And Why am I making some totally random video??!! AND Why am I taking so much uneccessary time drawing all these fancy brainstorm/essay plan/chart??!! I’m Procrastinationg on my Procrastination essay am I?!”
*Two days before deadline*
I need a break. I’ll just do some small bits on my other essay that is due the day after this one.
*Few hours later*
Wow! I’m 80% done with this essay! I’m just procrastinating on my other more important essay am I?!!
*18 Hours before deadline*
Ok let’s DO THIS!!
*12 Hours before deadline*
Wow! I’m on the roll! For that I deserve a short break! Time to eat!!
*8 Hours before deadline*
OK WTF?! That wasn’t a short break!! Procrastinating!! As a matter of fact, I’m sick of that word now!! I don’t want to do an essay on Procrastination! It’s depressing and makes me want to procrastinate more!!
*6 Hours before deadline*
DONE MUTHAF***ER!
I’M DONE!
*4 Hours before deadline*
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*2 Hours before deadline*
*Alarm*
Wakes up!
*An hour before deadline*
SUBMIT
